When it comes to holiday gifts, you can’t always get what you want, especially if what you want is dildos or a fleshlight. You’re much more likely to receive a pair of snowman socks from your secret Santa than something that will really keep you warm at night. We took a peek at your secret wish list and decided that since you’ve been so nice this year, you deserve something a little naughty. So go ahead. Treat yourself to these five presents this year and we guarantee you’ll be jolly all year round.

1. Pink bnaughty Wireless Vibrating Bullet. If you’re tired of the wires on you vibrator getting in the way of your play, treat yourself by upgrading to the Pink bnaughty Wireless Vibrating Bullet. The bullet comes with a handy cord, making retrieval easy. The wireless control can be operated from up to twenty feet away and even work through walls. Imagine all of the games you could play with a partner! You could even buy two and have the sexiest game of tag you’ve ever had. Whether you’d like to adventure out with your bullet, say, to the most “exciting” day of Black Friday shopping ever, or just relax before bed, this bullet is the perfect gift to give yourself.

2. KamaSutra Getaway Kit. Are you using some of those hard-earned days off for a romantic getaway? We have the perfect travel companion: the KamaSutra Getaway Kit. The kit includes French Vanilla Creme Body Souffle, Vanilla Creme Oil of Love, Sweet Honeysuckle Honey Dust with a feather applicator, Love Liquid water-based Lubricant and a Romance Candle. So much in such a little package! The best part is that all products in this kit are sized at under 3.4 oz, making them carry-on friendly. Even if you’re snowed in with a house full of relatives, you and your partner can create your own exotic escape just by locking the bedroom door and opening up your KamaSutra kit. Give yourself this gift today and share the romance with someone you love.

3. Original Pink Lady Fleshlight. If you’re a man looking to treat himself this holiday, we have the perfect gift. The original pink lady Fleshlight is the #1 best selling male sex toy in the world! If that fact doesn’t sell you alone, maybe these features will. The design of this fleshlight make it incredibly realistic and perfect for penetration. With the female form so artfully imitated, you’ll find this toy hard to put down. Even if you don’t plan on kissing anyone under the mistletoe this year, you’ll be satisfied all season if you check this toy off of your wish list early.

4. Liberator Fascinator. Take a cue from a holiday hero this season and break out the red plush fabric. We’re not suggesting a North Pole role-play (although now that we think about it, it does seem kind of fun). We’re talking about the Liberator Fascinator—a plush red throw that ensures your favorite sex spots stay spotless. An inner moisture barrier absorbs all the messy fun of sexual play and the versatility of the portable fabric can transform any surface into a backdrop for fun. Buy yourself a Liberator Fascinator this year and be liberated from the bedroom to explore a whole new world of romping.

5. Don Wands Helix Dichio - Let’s face it – unless you hang with a pretty progressive crowd, you’re not likely to be receiving many dildos at the holiday gift exchange this year. Why not get into the holiday spirit early by giving yourself a Don Wands Helix Dichio glass dildo this year? The smooth surface and beautiful design make this toy even more beautiful than the ornaments on your tree. A great alternative to noisy vibrating dildos, this glass wand will let you have a silent but delightful night (an important feature if you’re trapped in a house full of relatives all season). Use this wand to unwind on your own, or take part in the season of giving by sharing the fun with your partner.

Before you get caught up in all of your holiday shopping this year, we hope you can take a moment to give a little something back to yourself. Whether you’re single or coupled, a liberated lady or a lone wolf, this just-for-you wish list has something for everyone. Share the gifts you give yourself with someone you love, or keep your new holiday toys just for yourself this year. Whatever way you play, you’ll be sure to stay warm all season if you check yourself off of your shopping list first.