Author Archives: Margaux

Margaux Elise’s V-Day Lelo Giveaway!

Get your very own Lelo Soraya for 40% off… The lowest price you will find. Ever. Continue reading

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What Your Sex Toy Says About Your Personality

Are you artistic and sensitive, or are you a wild child who throws caution to the wind? After all, not everyone has the personality it takes to pull off a whip and black PVC nipple tassels, much less a giant … Continue reading

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Pick-up Lines Are for Birds

There is a stark difference that can be easily noticed between men that flirt and those that use cheesy pick up lines. Over the years, there have been books, audio tapes and guides, all claiming that they offer 100% success … Continue reading

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7 Reasons Why This Sex Doll Won’t Be Voting for Christine O’Donnell

As a proud member of the sex industry, I feel compelled to speak out in response to the latest Christine O’Donnell scandal. Although I won’t be able to vote against her in the election tomorrow (for a variety of reasons*), … Continue reading

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What is the meaning behind those crazy Lelo sex toy names?

We all know how important it is to get to know someone before you bang them, but what about our sex toys? Contrary to popular belief they’re not just objects to be used. In an effort to help you get … Continue reading

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“Shopping is Like Watching Porn” Study Generates Traffic Like a Justin Bieber Sex Tape

Last week The Telegraph reported the conclusions of a study that the arousal one experiences when getting retail bargains “resembles” the neurological process the brain goes through when watching pornography. Commissioned by the Institute of Promotional Marketing, research was conducted … Continue reading

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Sexual Awakening in Secretary

A woman—a secretary—wears a bibbed white blouse, fitted pencil skirt, pumps, and black nylons. Her arms are raised, hanging from a long metal pole that rests horizontally on her shoulders. The pole is locked to a thick metal choker around … Continue reading

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The Secret of Frenchwomen

The Frenchwoman does not exist to please others. She is an explorer motivated to please herself. Her couture intellect and poised sophistication is not just an appearance of confidence, performed for the sake of her company’s comfort. It is an emanation of her self-knowledge of which she is confident of and therefore unconcerned, allowing her desires to surface and her focus to turn outward toward satisfaction. Whether she is pleasing to others is beyond the point as the Frenchwoman already knows that she is lovely company. And it is from this disposition that she sets out looking for something to please her. Continue reading

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