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Category Archives: Toy Reviews
Mistress Kay Reviews Lelo Toy Cleaner
Check out Mistress Kay’s Lelo Sex Toy Cleaner Review at Kinky World! Then grab your very own Lelo Toy Cleaner from Yours Truly! Watch her cleaning both the Lelo Siri & Lelo Soraya with ths innovative sextoy cleaner!
ECON 269 – Sex Toys & the Economy
Paris Intimates on Gawker.com
Gawker recently covered Paris in their article on sex toys and the economy!
Alternative Uses for Your Favorite Sex Toys
Paris Intimates Featured on HeadDrama
Check out what HeadDrama has to say about Paris!
The World’s Most Expensive of Sex Toys: Lelo’s Gold Line
Lelo, one of the most exquisite sex toy manufacturers, has come out with a line of gold plated dildos and vibrators. Continue reading
Lelo Siri Review
by Kitty Stryker
Check out Paris’s favorite London/California gal, Kitty Stryker, as she reviews the Lelo Siri. How does it measure up against that Hitachi thing? Find out here. Then visit her blog, follow her on twitter and show her some love if … Continue reading
Lelo Alia Review
by Avigayil
Check out this Lelo Alia Review by our favorite Candian EVER!
Lelo Gigi Review
by Mistress Kay
Check out Mistress Kay’s new Lelo Gigi Video Review!
Lelo Gigi Review by Curious Nicky
Curious Nicki just tried out the top-selling luxury G-Spot toy on the market! Check out her Lelo Gigi Review and then head over and get your Lelo Gigi for the reduced price of only 69.95! You may also want to … Continue reading
Lelo Soraya Review
by Mistress Kay
Check out Mistress Kay’s new Lelo Soraya Review. Then, go to her blog, follow her & subscribe to her channel!
Lelo Siri Review by Curious Nicky
Check out Nicki’s Review of the Lelo Siri and then head over to the Siri page to get your very own for only $69.95! In fact, we challenge you to find it cheaper. Yeah go take a look at amazon … Continue reading
Lelo Gigi Review by Petite Milkshake
Be sure and check out the Lelo Gigi review by Petite Milkshake over at GirlySenses! Not the first time Gigi has been used as a clitoral stimulator. Get your Lelo Gigi for only $56.95, lowest price around. Period.
10 Weirdest Sex Toys in History
They say that necessity is the mother of invention. When women found it necessary to finish the job their boy toys couldn’t — oh mother, what inventions were unleashed! 10. Pull The Trigger On This Love Gun As fashion trends … Continue reading
Intimate Video Review: Lelo Ina
Picture it: Sicily, 1922. A pair of erect bunny-rabbit ears rapidly smack either side of your clitoral hood while a warty rubber robo-dick swivels around in your vag like a malfunctioning kitchen appliance. …or did that happen back in St. … Continue reading
What is the meaning behind those crazy Lelo sex toy names?
We all know how important it is to get to know someone before you bang them, but what about our sex toys? Contrary to popular belief they’re not just objects to be used. In an effort to help you get … Continue reading
Alfred Hitchcock Presents: How to Clean Your LoveHoney Sqweel
After reading my last write-up on the Sqweel, you felt an uncontrollable urge to try horizontal ten-tongued auto-erotic cunnilingus. You promptly went to Paris Intimates and ordered a Sqweel to call your own. You removed three AAA batteries from your … Continue reading
Sqweel Sex Toy Inspires New Oral Sex Technique
Still a little uncertain about my new assignment to review the Sqweel, I decided to talk it out with my best friend. When I arrived at her house and saw that her and her boyfriend were sitting around a fire … Continue reading
Introducing… THE SQWEEL
When I saw that the new sex toy I had to review was the Sqweel, I thought someone was fucking with me. The Sqweel is the craziest sex toy I have ever seen. With the cap on, it looks like … Continue reading
Lelo Ella Video Review
When it comes to the Ella, my snatch is no match. Watch the battle:
100,000 Statistics • Pleasure Tape
Lately I’ve been pretty concerned with the backlog of unprocessed rape kits that have been rotting in the hands of the Detroit Police Department. It’s been over two years since they were found in the now-closed police crime lab, and … Continue reading
The Pleasure of Combat
Pleasure Tape
In one of my favorite pieces of cultural criticism, Tania Modleski shows that traditional gender roles of powerful/masculine and submissive/feminine are maintained lesbian bondage and sadomasochistic activity for the purpose of contestation. One of the reasons that I like Modleski’s … Continue reading
Our Toys, Ourselves
Intimate Review of the Lelo Gigi
What the world needs now is not more vibrator reviews. Although I’m just a baby on the sex toy review scene, I’m already bored with the content produced by my contemporaries. Regular readers must have motion sickness from the oceanic … Continue reading
Lelo Gigi Review
Pre-Review Confession: The Lelo Gigi is the best vibrator I have ever used. This has far less to do with the actual product than it has to do with my historically stingy ways. Besides my Gigi (which I received for … Continue reading








