Note To Guys

There’s no need to get defensive, fellas. We know why you’re here: you’re either buying something for your lady, buying something for yourself, or having an extended perv session with one of Margaux’s photo galleries. Whichever it is, we’re cool with it. Carry on. But just in case you need a few pointers…

If you’re buying something for your gal, make sure you’re familiar with her sexual sensibilities. If you’re dating Pollyanna, don’t surprise her with anal beads. If you’re dating someone a little more sultry, don’t disappoint her with a basket of assorted bath salts. If you’re not sure, we recommend getting the anal beads and the bath salt, as well as a g-spot vibrator, some passion tape, and some toy cleaner. That way you can feel it out until the last minute with Lucky Lady #1, and save the rest for Lucky Lady #2 and beyond.

If you’re buying for yourself, please keep the following in mind: You’re not gay, it’s not gay to wear a cock ring, eating pussy doesn’t make you gay, gay dudes don’t think you’re hot and even if they did that wouldn’t make you gay, chicks dig toys, and don’t forget to wear a rubber.

Paris Intimates has a decent selection of toys for guys, most of which are nearly as pleasing to whatever chick you happen to be pumping at the time. There are also toys designed specifically for use by couples (make sure you tell her that and you will be awarded extra points). But who are we kidding…you can do whatever pops into your porn-consumed mind with whatever toy you see on Paris Intimates. Come back and tell us about it anonymously on our blog if you want to. You might even win the attention of a certain adult novelty shop spokes model that creeps around these pages…