Over the years, the Swedes have provided many gifts to the world. Swedish meatballs, Volvos and even ABBA are among some of the most popular exports from this notoriously neutral country. However, there’s some more, ahem, “adult” oriented inventions that you definitely will not find at your local IKEA.

Lelo, a Swedish company that produces sex toys, is perhaps the most titillating contribution the country has ever offered. Founded in 2003, their business has been booming ever since, despite a worldwide recession. Known for their high-end toys for both women and men, Lelo vibrators have long been the industry standard for a uniquely satisfying experience. It just goes to show that no matter how the economy is, we’re always ready to shell out for the sublime pleasure these toys provide us.

But what if you have a couple grand in your pocket, and it’s burning a hole in your crotch? Lelo has the remedy for this, too. With their new line of 18k gold-plated sex toys, Lelo vibrators are prepared to get you off in style. Ranging in price from $1,190 to a whopping $13,500, these toys are the most luxurious erotic tools in the world. Take some time to get acquainted with these four deluxe Lelo gold sex toys.

1. The Lelo Earl:  In a world focused on the female orgasm, it can often appear like society could care less about whether or not men get off. It’s a fact that there are thousands of sex toys at women’s disposal, whereas men have a dearth of a few basic ones from which to choose. Lelo is trying to change this unfortunate state of affairs by introducing “Earl,” the premiere gentleman’s butt plug. For only the most discerning of orifices, Earl is the premiere plug for deep internal stimulation and male massage.
Users will sustain sensation longer and reach a new intensity of release thanks to their new friend Earl. To up the ante on class, Lelo even includes a pair of matching gold cuff links!

2. The Lelo Yva: This Lelo vibrator is as elegant and luxurious as it is compact and discrete. Crafted in the foothills of Sweden, the Yva is a tiny toy that packs a powerful punch. Optimized for 7 hours of sheer pleasure, this golden sexessory is a marathon masturbator’s best friend. If clitoral stimulation is what you seek, then invite Yva to your next exclusive bedroom gathering- she is small, exceedingly quiet and never in danger of outstaying her welcome. And when it’s time for her to return home, just return the Yva in the included velvet lined storage box until the next time you need some sweet, 18k gold loving.

3. The Lelo Olga: Sure, “Olga” may not be the most appealing of feminine names, but don’t let this fact mislead you: she is the real deal. she is the real deal. With one end precisely designed to reach and stimulate the g-spot area and the other fashioned for intense clitoral stimulation, she is truly a lady to be reckoned with — a real double threat! But for the most sustained and creative enjoyment, use her in joint play with the Yva to combine clitoral pleasure and other deeply intense sensations. Beautifully smooth and seamless, Olga’s shimmering golden exterior is a joy to the eye as well as your most intimate areas. Olga’s two individually crafted ends allow a varied experience and a fuller exploration of the user’s desires.

4. The Lelo Inez: This is it: the jackpot of all sex toys. With a price tag of $13,500, you know you’re in for a treat
as soon as you open its luxurious and velvety solid oak storage box. A Lelo vibrator in a league of her own, the Inez is equipped with various functions to ensure you experience pleasure like you’ve never felt before. Five pre-programmed vibration modes provide a completely customizable feel that will supply the basis for a multitude of enjoyable experiences.

From a soft flutter to full-on intense pulsing, the Inez is never the same toy twice. The virtually silent vibrator engine is as quiet as a mouse, yet as powerful as a Camaro. Although this particular Lelo vibrator is inaudible, the same can’t be said about the moans of ecstasy that will soon fill your bedroom.

So if you are lucky enough to be able to afford one of these Swedish delights, consider yourself the queen (or king) of pleasure town. Grab one of these Lelo vibrators or other sex toys, crank up the ABBA and let their sexy vocals carry you away to climax!